I Find Your Lack of Zoom Lollies Disturbing

What did Darth Vader do during down-time with the Empire? How did he pay the hefty overheads for the Death Star? Thanks to the lovely, talented folks at Think Geek, we now have some idea…

Multiple awards should be given out for the acting. Seriously, that little dude in the green tee is like the next Dustin Hoffman.
But, why did these fellas choose the (admittedly delicious looking) Light Sabre pops when they could have had one of these babies…