MTSBWY: “just dip it in carbonite!”

Posted by on May 15, 2013 in May the schwartz be with you | 0 comments

“Is your neighbor’s domesticated canine keeping you up at night? Well, just dip it in carbonite!” “A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away…there were infomercials!” Check out this funny video by The Gamer Chick that shares some great infomercials from the Star Wars universe. I know if I came across the “Home Carbonite Kit” while flipping the channels one night that I’d definitely buy one!  It features a geek-filled cast: Bonnie Burton, Adrianne Curry, Grant Imahara and more....

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Was the Death Star an Inside Job?

Posted by on Mar 19, 2013 in May the schwartz be with you | 0 comments

Video creator Graham Putnam describes the video as “an examination of some questionable events and circumstances leading up to the destruction of the Death Star, through the eyes of an amateur investigative journalist within the Star Wars galaxy. The focus is mainly on the connections between the people who created and operated the Death Star and those responsible for destroying it.” The seven-minute video documents “that fateful day” when “the terrorist organization known as the Rebel Alliance blew up the Death Star with a squad of single manned fighters … destroying the prominent political target. “But could the destruction of the Death Star have been an inside job perpetrated by top-ranking Imperial officials and royalty?” Comments on the video’s YouTube site were getting rambunctious and critical Tuesday morning: “Why does the narrator keep calling the destroyed planet ‘Alderbraun’?” … “Aldebran!? Have you even seen the movies!?” Another comment recalled President Bush’s 9/11...

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Mtsbwy: Star Trek Meets Star Wars

Posted by on Feb 3, 2013 in fun stuff, funny, May the schwartz be with you, star wars | 0 comments

We all know that J.J. Abrams was officially selected to direct Star Wars: Episode 7. Since he also has an involvement in the new Star Trek films, it will be interesting to see how he does on each. Even funnier, however, would be to see a merge of the two. This is exactly what The Verge has done in this hilarious thread that also invites you to post your own photo response. Make sure you scroll down through all the comments as well as the post itself.   Source: The...

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Harrison Ford Star Wars Episode 7 Contract Negotiations

Posted by on Dec 26, 2012 in May the schwartz be with you | 0 comments

These sketches are made by my good friend David Ward and his team over at  HUMORdy are a collection of comedians, actors, and filmmakers from Austin, TX. and they have quite a bit of funny material on youtube already. Check out there youtube channel here if you want a good laugh. Disney bought Lucasfilm for over 4 billion dollars. They immediately announced plans to do a new trilogy of Star Wars films. This is the story of the heroic Disney executives assigned the task of getting Harrison Ford to sign on as Han Solo in the new Star Wars movies. It took they guys  about 5 days to write the scripts, one day to shoot all three, then probably two weeks to edit them. They don’t currently have any more Star Wars parodies planned, but I’m sure we’ll do more in the future. Remember to follow these guys on...

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“Star Wars Episode VII” Audition Tapes

Posted by on Nov 10, 2012 in funny, May the schwartz be with you | 0 comments

  Following up on Lisa’s Star Wars 7 Rumor Roundup from yesterday, Conan O’Brien has been running these Episode VII ‘audition tapes’ from various directors.  Some of them are extremely hilarious, yet I would love to see how Lars Von trier would do a Star Wars movie. Kevin Smith: Woody Allen: Wes Anderson Michael Moore: Todd Philip and my favorite the Infamous horror director Tom Six, make of one of the most absurde movies ever The Human...

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