The Guide to Star Wars Porn Parodies

As with any cultural phenomenon, Star Wars has porn parodies. A lot of them. Turns out that there is something ridiculously kinky about watching some aliens ‘go at it’ on camera. But, alas, we are not ones to judge. While it is impossible for us to go over every single Star Wars porn parody that has ever popped up over the years, we do have a few ‘favourites’.

Star Babe

This is actually a unique porn film. Apparently, it realized that Star Wars would be a cultural success and was launched the same year. However, it does not follow the same plot as the movie. You do get introduced to Darth Vader and a Stormtrooper, who of course end up using the ‘force’ on a hot babe. Wookies also make an appearance.

Sex Wars

Now we are getting more into the ‘actual’ Star Wars territory with this 1986 porn parody. The names of the cast even come close to the people on the screen. So, Princess Layme and Mark Starkiller will be making an appearance. Oddly enough, it still does not follow the plot of Star Wars. It is more Star Trek in style, but as the team over at Mr. Porn Geek will tell you; it really is the ‘best of both worlds’

Space Nuts

We first encountered this movie when reading about the best sex games reviews, because hey, we all need a break from playing SWOTR on occasion. What we love about this movie is that it is a parody of a parody.

This marvelous piece of adult entertainment is more of a twist on Spaceballs than Star Wars, but you are still going to have Star Wars characters make an appearance…sort of. This easily has to be one of the longest porn parodies in existence. It goes on for well over three hours. You have robot sex and a plot to take over the galaxy. Let’s be honest; what more could you possibly want from the world of adult entertainment?

Porn Wars Episode I

Yep. This movie has more of a plot than the actual Star Wars episode I. This movie is not exactly hard hitting, though. Surprisingly, a lot of money has been spent on the special effects of this porn parody. This includes some amazing dogfights. However, the bulk of the story is about the Jedi (well, not called the Jedi in this movie), and the relationships they have with one another.

Star Wars XXX

This 2012 movie is the latest porn parody in the Star Wars World, and it is exactly the same as the first movie. Same characters, for instance. The story goes in the same general direction, but since the original Star Wars involved little in the way of sex (although, you did have those incestuous overtones), they did have to add a bit extra in to make it work. You absolutely should watch this movie if you have always had the idea of watching Chewbacca receive a blowjob.